Curse

pkodyssey · Jun 06, 2009, 09:05 PM // 21:05

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Kumu Honua · Jun 06, 2009, 09:20 PM // 21:20

I had a similar experience about "How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?". Maybe I should tell you about it. I did it differently.

Kerwyn Nasilan · Jun 07, 2009, 02:40 AM // 02:40

WTF Nerf RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing fluorescents they are RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing over powered. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO BulbNet I quit BulbWars!!!!!!!111111oneleveen!

Hanging Man · Jun 07, 2009, 02:45 AM // 02:45

you forgot the other 7 members that QQ about how hard it is to change a light bulb

luminoire · Jun 07, 2009, 02:58 AM // 02:58

and the 14 thereafter complaining about the QQers.

Yang Whirlwind · Jun 07, 2009, 04:16 AM // 04:16

Thank you - I lol'ed!

master of puppets · Jun 07, 2009, 09:03 AM // 09:03

lol thats pretty funny hehe

Snograt · Jun 07, 2009, 10:06 AM // 10:06

Hey - what about the 15 who inevitably post lolcats?

Unlucky Slayer · Jun 07, 2009, 10:07 AM // 10:07

The people that were not included in the list, were murdered by me. So stop asking about them. =P

jiggles · Jun 07, 2009, 11:06 AM // 11:06

Read this joke before, but it had different numbers. I prefered it with those numbers, you are doing it wrong.

distilledwill · Jun 07, 2009, 11:20 AM // 11:20

GLF r8+ Lightbulb|No Noobs!

Arkantos · Jun 07, 2009, 05:36 PM // 17:36

It's light bulb you idiot.

Hanging Man · Jun 07, 2009, 05:44 PM // 17:44

Then there is the several people who post "Wts Lightbulb Skillzzz 100k" over and over again.

Lord Sojar · Jun 07, 2009, 10:58 PM // 22:58

lolwut? uhh, Bulbasaur, I choose you!

Helix Dreadlock · Jun 08, 2009, 12:41 AM // 00:41

dont forget +12 to troll

DarkFlame · Jun 08, 2009, 04:44 AM // 04:44

There are 188 active posters on Guru? Who knew.

pumpkin pie · Jun 08, 2009, 04:48 AM // 04:48

1 to click the report button that the thread has been posted in the wrong section.

ie:me

preferably insert the above before the move

Sharkinu · Jun 08, 2009, 05:50 AM // 05:50

and 24 members to ask for teh nerf of the light bulbs changing mechanics

and 14 people to say that light bulbs changing is ok, but spawning power need a buff.

Unlucky Slayer · Jun 08, 2009, 10:41 AM // 10:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by pumpkin pie

1 to click the report button that the thread has been posted in the wrong section.

ie:me

preferably insert the above before the move

1 Super Mod to completely disregard the report as the thread is in the correct place.

elypta · Jun 08, 2009, 01:11 PM // 13:11

13 people that complain the lightbulb wasnt the right colour and that they want to change it again...